Eli Tales 2: Eli and Simba Play With Some Robbers, By ELI PANERO!!!

(This is not a true story, but if it was, it sure would be funny. -Eli Panero, 1-13-2009 )

Eli and Simba Play With Some Robbers

Once Eli was staying home with his pet dog, Simba.

And his parents were on a date.

But there was a baby sitter in the house taking care of me and Simba.

Suddenly, me, Simba and the babysitter heard robbers trying to break into the house.

But the babysitter thought it was a MONSTER!!!!! So she paniced, and ran out of the house.

Simba and Eli set up traps quickly, before the robbers broke into the house.

When the robbers opened the door, there was a piece of string on the door.

The string was attached to a bucket. Suddenly, the bucket–filled with water– fell on them.

They became very surprised, and soaking wet.

They ran after Eli and Simba…but quickly, Eli and Simba set off another trap for them.

When the robbers opened the bathroom door, there was a turkey hanging from the roof…but they didn’t notice it.

Suddenly, the turkey fell on them.

They got scared, and they went running around the house like maniacs.

They kept getting pecked by the turkey.

They ran into my Mom and Dad’s bedroom and shut the door to keep out the turkey.
Then they decided to steal some jewelery.

But when they grabbed the jewelery, they were stuck to the ground by Super Glue, which Eli and Simba had cleverly put on the floor.

But they were able to barely escape from the sticky floor in the bedroom, and they kept looking for Eli and Simba.

Suddenly, they stepped on some magnet-darts. The glue from their feet made them stick to the darts. And as they got closer to the kitchen–to now steal food– they were sucked over to the refrigerator because it was metal! Wow!

Then, since Eli and Simba were very strong, they made a catapult, pulled the robbers off the refrigerator, wrapped them in string, then put them in the catapult.

They shot them off, through the window, towards the police station. Then after they landed at the station, they were arrested.

Then, Eli’s Mom and Dad finally arrived home.

“Why is the babysitter not here?!”, Mom and Dad asked.

Eli said, “Oh…it’s a long story.” Then he smiled.

“And why is there water on the floor,” they also asked.

“Oh, that’s part of the story too,” Eli said.

They Eli and Simba told them the whole story, and when the story was finished, they were all laughing.

The End.

Writtend by Eli Panero. 1-13-2009

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